You can Listen Again to The News Quiz I wrote for – here are a few of my favourite jokes that didn’t make the cut:

“David Cameron? More like David Someone Else”

“What do you call a Labour Party which is bad at winning elections? The actual guys”

“SNP? More like SN Pee, pee like it’s urine”

“The Liberal Democrats? The Liberal Democrats??! Nonsense”

A privilege to get to write for such a legendary show, and for Sandi Toksvig’s final season. Please now refer to me as BBC Radio 4’s Keiron Nicholson – I will remind you by shouting “BBC Radio 4!” at intervals, just as I did during the recording if you were wondering what that was.

Dead excited to get the chance to write for The News Quiz this week. Been saving all my best jokes. Cat Bin Lady won’t know what hit her.