Howdy pardners!

There are a bunch of comic monologues from the Room To Write scheme coming and a trailer here – I am in it jumping up and down in the astronaut suit from Still Game Live.

And I missed that this had gone out, but I think I am on this edition of 4 Extra Stands Up with Jo Caulfield and Alun Cochrane and other good people.

I also have a rich personal life, and since my last update have had 7 children, 5 of whom I plan to raise as doctors (and 2 spare).

I’m not great at self-promotion but vote for me to win a Scottish Variety Award because I kill babies and am Hitler.

I am up for Best New Scottish Comedian, and also an outside bet for Best Venue. Please validate me.