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Scottish Variety Awards 2014

I got nominated for Best New Scottish Comedian with some great people which is very nice. It is public voting so you can vote for me if you like. I don’t know what the prize is but if I win I promise not to give it to charity. To raise awareness I will be running down Sauchiehall Street dressed as myself shouting the kind of things I would say. I promise this was my entire social media campaign.

Hallelujah

MacBook died for 45 minutes then came back to life. Feel like I am born again. I’m sorry I have taken you all for granted. Live every day like it’s your last. Stay up and watch the sunrise. I’m going skydiving