It’s my new website! Here it is!

Listen to this to help you understand how excited you are about my new website.

There’s a lot to explore. In the top-right you can click through to pages detailing my Fringe shows and various attempts to justify my life. On the widgets page you can find my predictions for your future (enter your name and postcode). Near the bottom there’s a browser game where you can play as me exploring the wreck of the Titanic.

There’s also a page that streams live footage of my face during important life events. And if you see a little animated leprechaun pop up, click it quickly – I want to know what that is.

New site coming soon.